Super Sexy Ankles

A shop called ASH in Clapham Junction does this pair of 5 inch suede ankle boots with 2 inches platform – yes, you’ve heard me moaning about how impossible it is to get a 3-inch arch heel and I was over the moon when I saw them – and they looked beautiful. They haven’t my size. I’ve scoured the whole of Clapham Junction, no shop does them anymore.

But I stumbled on this American website called “super sexy high heels”. And I saw this for $66…

Which are not half bad. I liked the fact they are platformed, they put a little effort into the heels (not straight) and the red-paint Louboutin sole...

Which are not half bad. I liked the fact they are platformed, they put a little effort into the heels (not straight) and the red-paint Louboutin sole...

I proceeded to view more shoes from the site…

Have I seen it in D&G? It looks like the future!

Have I seen it in D&G? It looks like the future!

It's a mile away from what the original Balmain looks like...But this one is sleek, I can see myself in these in a pair of slitted leggings and a big stone-wash Balmain military jacket...

It's a mile away from what the original Balmain looks like...But this one is sleek, I can see myself in these in a pair of slitted leggings and a big stone-wash Balmain military jacket...

$3500 thank you. Why is Balmain so completely out of our leagues?

$3500 thank you. Why is Balmain so completely out of our leagues?

And the original, $1500, thank you very much.

And the original, $1500, thank you very much.

Ok. See those fetish shoes for yourselves here: http://www.super-sexy-high-heels.com/

I have to warn you though, you have to keep an open mind when browsing this site. It might make you feel like a stripper shopping for shoes – but they do have some nice stuff there. American sizes are 1 size bigger than ours. So if you are a 4 in UK, you will be a 5.

New Old Shoes

DIY your own pair of LV
The original LV tribal which even converted Louboutin court shoes addict Victoria Beckham into one of their fans.

The original LV tribal which even converted Louboutin court shoes addict Victoria Beckham into one of their fans.

 £1100

A pair of Carvela rip from the original LV tribal. Available from Kurt Geiger

A pair of Carvela rip from the original LV tribal. Available from Kurt Geiger£89DIY in the wooden accessories and sew in colour laced/cotton strings onto your strapsCheap, old, unwanted platform heel from the bottom of your shoe rail and accessories from your local crafts store...

Miu Miu satin T-bar strappy sandals. Bejewelled on the heel

Miu Miu satin T-bar strappy sandals. Bejewelled on the heel

£500, thanks very much.
Pair of heels, superglue the colourful gem stones to your liking.

Pair of heels, superglue the colourful gem stones to your liking.

Get a pair of half price stiletto in June. Step inside any Dune/Primark/Peacocks and you’ll be able to find a pair. Get gluing girls.