Super Sexy Ankles

A shop called ASH in Clapham Junction does this pair of 5 inch suede ankle boots with 2 inches platform – yes, you’ve heard me moaning about how impossible it is to get a 3-inch arch heel and I was over the moon when I saw them – and they looked beautiful. They haven’t my size. I’ve scoured the whole of Clapham Junction, no shop does them anymore.

But I stumbled on this American website called “super sexy high heels”. And I saw this for $66…

Which are not half bad. I liked the fact they are platformed, they put a little effort into the heels (not straight) and the red-paint Louboutin sole...

Which are not half bad. I liked the fact they are platformed, they put a little effort into the heels (not straight) and the red-paint Louboutin sole...

I proceeded to view more shoes from the site…

Have I seen it in D&G? It looks like the future!

Have I seen it in D&G? It looks like the future!

It's a mile away from what the original Balmain looks like...But this one is sleek, I can see myself in these in a pair of slitted leggings and a big stone-wash Balmain military jacket...

It's a mile away from what the original Balmain looks like...But this one is sleek, I can see myself in these in a pair of slitted leggings and a big stone-wash Balmain military jacket...

$3500 thank you. Why is Balmain so completely out of our leagues?

$3500 thank you. Why is Balmain so completely out of our leagues?

And the original, $1500, thank you very much.

And the original, $1500, thank you very much.

Ok. See those fetish shoes for yourselves here: http://www.super-sexy-high-heels.com/

I have to warn you though, you have to keep an open mind when browsing this site. It might make you feel like a stripper shopping for shoes – but they do have some nice stuff there. American sizes are 1 size bigger than ours. So if you are a 4 in UK, you will be a 5.